WHAT? Joe Biden Says He Broke His Foot Tripping After Shower When He Pulled His Dog’s Tail

Happy Friday America, we’re back with yet another Joe Biden story that doesn’t make a damn bit of sense..

Alleged President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.

Biden’s campaign previously explained the hairline fracture by saying Biden fell while playing with the dog, but did not mention the shower or tugging the animal’s tail. 

The injury requires Biden, who turned 78 last month, to wear a boot for weeks.

“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball,” Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

Wait, what? That doesn’t even make any sense Joe. Why were in the shower pulling your dogs tail? This guy is a nut job America? And Liberals can’t wait to get him in office.

“And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story.”

I don’t even care what kind of dog that he has folks. None of this story makes any sense. I’ve done a lot of things in life. Playing fetch with my dogs naked isn’t one of them.

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Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson
7 months ago

and don,t forget the porno pics on the laptop