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Fiery Republican Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has found herself at the center of a political firestorm after her recent public behavior was captured on video.

Surveillance footage from a theater production of the musical “Beetlejuice” in Denver, Colorado, reveals Boebert on a date with Quinn Gallagher. During the performance, reports suggest that Boebert and Gallagher were vaping and singing loudly to the songs, causing significant disruptions for fellow patrons.

The video footage also depicts Gallagher inappropriately touching Boebert’s breasts, to which Boebert responds by grabbing Gallagher’s crotch. Unsurprisingly, complaints from other theatergoers led to security escorting Gallagher and Boebert out of the venue. Boebert’s departure was accompanied by a less-than-graceful gesture and the remark, “Do you know who I am?”

In the wake of the incident, Boebert issued an apology and vowed not to go on another date with Gallagher, citing his affiliation as a Democrat as the reason behind her decision.

Facing substantial backlash from concerned constituents, Boebert stated, “It’s always challenging when voters feel burdened by their representatives. My role is to bring levity and alleviate people’s burdens, so when they end up carrying mine, it’s something I take to heart.”

However, in light of recent events, Boebert has canceled all future date nights and emphasized the importance of checking political affiliations before embarking on a date. She concluded by expressing her interest in finding out how the musical ended and encouraged others to see it for themselves.

By Julio Cahn

Saving the Republic with one truth bomb at a time!

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